[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(I have VERY big feet)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.(LOL)
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (before i learned to type)
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[/] You have fallen asleep in class.(does ''Rest Time'' in kindergarten count?)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.(when im drowsy)
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.(because im different in their eyes and stand out.)
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.(how the heck does one fall out of a chair? )
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.(its something we all use, just something to say that allows yourself more time to think, also it gives people something to hear while you think for a moment.)
[/] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.(some what)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL!
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
64% mentally ill!